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whereareallthesourpatchparents:
That stupid new feature on Facebook that tells people when you’ve seen their message makes it so much harder to ignore them.
Why would you ever implement that? It’s just a breeding ground for conflict.
“I KNOW YOU SAW MY MESSAGE”
“AT 9:52 P.M.”
“FACEBOOK TOLD ME”
“HELLO”
“HEY FUCKER”
“YOU SAW THAT ONE TOO”
“YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE BITCH”
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You want what everyone wants.
(via embraceurside)
You’re stronger, meaner… sexy.
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guess what today is ….. ITS MY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! <3
(via palmt-r-e-e-s)
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
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